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GUIZE IF YOU EVER WANT TO OPEN A PORTAL OF HELL
PUT A NOKIA CELLPHONE IN THE MICROWAVE.
HOLY MOTHER OF GAWD
it looks like the devil is trying to get out 0_o
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it’s perryyy. perry the platypusss.everyone stop what you’re doing
there’s a platypus on your dash
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america: 1
UK: 0
the queen
wow your queen has her panties in a bunch
probably because her tea was too salty
you know
AFTER WE THREW IT IN THE BOSTON HARBOr
